Smutty Poly!Vmin (Gender Neutral)
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Stripper! Lisa (M)
requested; nope
warnings; poorly written smut, sorry
a/n; I hope you guys like this
admin; peitho
- Lisa was a broke college student with a wasted dream of becoming a nurse
- After weeks of struggling to make ends meet she came across a interesting job offer
- “Strippers Wanted for Strawberry Ice Adult Club”
- As much as she was against it at first, it seemed like it would be a great idea, it would cause her to make a lot of money
- So Lisa applied and after getting accepted she went out and bought all the best clothes and shoes she could
- The first time Lisa stripped she was scared and nervous, but after making a decent amount of money so loosened up
- Then it became her favorite thing, soon she wasn’t even trying to pass college and she started to take up more rique offers
- She went from simply stripping to giving people the best lap dances you could get
- People would start to request a lap dance from “Bambi”
- It was like she was meant for the pole
- When you met Lisa you had been dragged out of your house by your roommate, they thought it would be fun to make you come with
- You weren’t in the mood but when you saw Lisa, you were completely pulled in and captivated, it was mesmerizing by her dance on the pole
- She was upside down with her legs wide open, a thick black choker around her neck, you locked eyes with her
- After a few minutes of watching her, she never once broke eye contact with you
- Waltzing off the stage she ignored everyone else and industry went to you, offering a lap dance
- You quickly said yes
- You followed close behind her, she smelt strongly like flowers
- Entering the dark purple room, Lisa closed the neon purple curtain, hiding you two from everyone else
- She harshly pushed you into the seat before turning around and slapping her ass
- Bending over she made sure it got a good view of her before she started to dance around you, running her hands up and down her body in a sexy manner
- You but your lip when her hands squeezed her own breasts
- Lisa was extreamly turned on, something about you made her want to break all the rules
- She got closer to you, putting her legs on either side of your lap she wrapped her arms around your neck and started to grind down
- “Oh,,,yes,” she moaned at the feeling
- You groaned in response, placing your hands on her hips you began to help her
- Lisa’s mouth found its way to your neck, her tongue swirled around a spot before she bit down and began to suck all while picking up her pace
- Lisa then shoved her boobs in your face “Lick,” she demanded
- You moved the straps aside and latched your mouth onto her nipple, your tongue traced over the sensitive bud before you started to suck, your other hand went up to pinch her other hard nipple
- Lisa was breaking all the rules at this point but she didn’t care
- She pushed herself off of you and bent over, shoving her ass in your face, pulling her panties aside “please eat me,” she demanded
- You moaned at her words, something about this stripper was making you go completely wild
- You smacked her ass once before harshly pulling her panties aside, she was dripping wet
- Leaning in, your tongue gave her labia long hard licks, you lightly bit down and pulled making her moan
- You pulled Lisa’s soaking wet pussy onto your face even more, your tongue went to her swollen bundle of nerves and slowly swirled around it
- Lisa couldn’t handle your slow pace, her hands went back, grabbing your face and she started to move up and down, fucking you
- You kept your tongue out and let Lisa guide you
- She sped up and was fucking your face really fast
- You started to move your tongue all about her wet pussy, making sure no spot went untouched
- She didn’t hold back, letting out a loud pleasuring scream you could tell she had cum
- “Good girl,” you purred, licking her juices from your face
- “Oh my god, I shouldn’t have done that,,,but it felt so good,” she said staring at you
- “Look,,,I have to get back to work but,,,call me?” She asked handing you a piece of paper
- “I think we need to finish this up later, expect a text from me,” you replied seductively
Blackpink reaction to their s/o finding out they’re an idol
Jisoo: Jisoo would have tried her hardest to keep it a secret. She knew how vicious fans could get. When the new leaked. You barely to talk to her. She would give you some space if you needed but, eventually would call you.
“Listen, (Y/N) I’m sorry I hid it from you. I should have been honest. I hope you understand and can forgive me.” Jisoo begged while biting her nails in anticipation of your answer.
“Don’t hide anything from me anymore.” Jisoo let out a huge a sigh a relief. She blinked away her tears knowing you still wanted to be with her.
Jennie: Jennie knew the dark side of this life. The last thing she wanted was to get you involved in it. It was wrong but she knew she had to lie. When you eventually put the pieces together and found out about her life. You were fuming. How could someone who says they hate liars lie straight to your face? You picked up the phone livid.
“Are you kidding me? You said you were done with liars yet you lied to my face about who you are.”
“You’re right. I shouldn’t have. All I can do I hope you understand my reasons.” Jennie stared into the facetime call. She knew she was caught and only making excuses would make things worse.
“I can’t do this right now. I’ll call you tomorrow.” You hung up. Jennie sat in silence with tears in her eyes. She just prayed silently you would forgive her.
Rosé: She was always known for having a pure heart. Her friends always make fun of her for being too emotional. However, You never made fun of her. In this crazy world, You were her place of refuge and safety. When you found out, She felt the one thing keeping her grounded crumbling.
“Please (Y/N), I’m sorry. I can’t do this without you. I’m sorry I lied. I should have been honest. You keep my grounded. You make me happy. Please let me know if you can find it in your heart to forgive me.” Rosé cried into the phone. “I need you”
You paused. “Meet me in our spot. In 20 minutes. I need to see you.” Rosé thanked you over and over again. She might be able to save this relationship when she sees you.
Lisa: The bubbly personality of Lisa was something that drew you in. It was her constant positivity that blended well with yours. In your eyes Lisa was perfect and that is why it shocked you when you found out who she was. You were confused, angry and most of all hurt. How could she do this to someone she claims she loves? Lisa knew you found out when you refused to pick up her calls. After hours of this, she banged on your apartment door begging for your forgiveness.
“Baby, I’m sorry. Can we please talk.” She choked out in between tears. ”Don’t leave me.”
Blackpink reaction to not seeing their S/O for a few months
Jisoo: Jisoo had complained about why you chose a study abroad program all the way in America. She craved your attention and affection. Physical touch that couldn’t be delivered through FaceTime. Just like her personality, she kept her burdened to herself. You were working hard and she shouldn’t add to your stress. On top of the Blackpink comeback, She had plenty of things to occupy her mind. As the days counted down to your arrival. She couldn’t help but grin with excitement. The whole day was spent running around collecting items she needed. From store to store, she gathered your favorite sweets, a candle, and other small trinkets that she needed to for your arrival. She planned a whole celebration for you. Alone. I need the quality time you had been missing out on for months. You came home to a dim lit apartment. Rose petals trailed the entrance all the way to the dinner table. There were a candle lit and food that was obviously takeout but she disguised it as if she made it. It was fine. You were grateful that she thought to bring you food from your favorite restaurant.However, That wasn’t your main attraction. Jisoo was most important. You nearly cried when you saw her there. Jisoo seemed to have grown to be more beautiful. She stood up and wrapped her arms around you. Her lips graced yours ever so lovely.
“I’m so happy. You’re back. I missed you. Come eat and tell me about all about your adventures. Teach me some of those English terms too so I can keep up.” Jisso giggled pushing your chair into the table as a start to a lovely evening.
Jennie: Jennie cursed herself as the summer days dragged along. She claimed she wasn’t clingy or needed too much attention. However, three months away from her in Japan was too much. She groaned praying the days would end quickly just to get closer to your return. Japan wasn’t that far but, YG wouldn’t let her just go hop on a plane to see her secret girlfriend. So she was forced to repress her urge to see you. The promotions went as scheduled. She went through interviews with the same stale energy she always had. At night, she called you. Jennie was very good at hiding her emotions. You started to notice that the distance was weighing on her.
“Don’t sound so sad. I’ll be back sooner than you think.” You said entering the elevator into her dorm.
“I’m not sad. I’m just” The doorbell rang. “Hold on, Someone is here. But, who would be coming here so late at” Jennie mind blanked out as she saw your face. Her eyes were glossy. Despite, that she would never let you see that. She reached out for your hand and pulled you into the dorm. Your arms wrapped around her neck. Jennie released a sigh of relief. You chuckled as you felt a weight being lifted off her shoulder. “Don’t laugh. Do you think it’s funny to not tell me you were coming home a week early.” You silenced her fake anger with a kiss.
(you are lisa btw)
Rosé: It was clear as day that Rosé was not happy that you were gone. Two months away in Hong Kong was way too many. She stormed around the dorms depressed. Everything reminded herself of you. It could be as small like your hoodie that was in her laundry for the week. It was every time she turned her corner. Something would trigger the memory of you. Rosé tried to deflect the burden from her members. She threw herself into music. The only thing that she could find peace in. She wrote songs detailing how you made her feel. She strummed on her guitar all night and would send you clips of songs she had been working on. Up beside her bed was a countdown of when you would return. When the day came, She knew she had to make it special. She packed up her guitar. Your roommate was so gracious to open the door for you. She cleaned your room and decorated it with pink rose petals. Y/N arrived home to a familiar melody. You ran down the hall to your room. When you walked in, She was at the edge of the bed. The guitar played sweet melodies of songs she had written for you. The bed had your favorite box of chocolate on it and a note that said “I missed you” Your footsteps went closer to hers and you wrapped your arms around her placed a sweet kiss on her lips. The passion and lust grew second by second as Rosé thanked the heavens that her roommate had left for the weekend.
Lisa: The sound of the practice studio floor was the only thing that could distract her from your presence not being here. Lisa had to figure out a way to drown out the sound of your voice in her head. She knew you were away doing good. You had a healing touch just like her parents. So of course, She encouraged you to go to the Philippines to help a local hospital. Lisa didn’t want to be selfish but, she needed you. On camera, The same bubbly personality that had girls and boys falling for her didn’t slip up. However, There were some arguments with her members about Lisa constant need to practice. The days dragged on as Lisa stared at herself in the mirror. There were a million reasons on why you should leave her. The place you were stationed at had limited wireless service. This is why every letter you wrote to Lisa was precious. She kept them safe in a box hidden underneath her bed. When she would come back tired from promotions and practice, She would re read them. Praying that what was written was true. Thursday was bad. She came home after a long day at the music shows. Their comeback was good but, YG wanted better. Jennie yelled at her today about her messiness. To top it all off, The lack of screen time and attention to her talents her more than it normally does. Lisa continued to practice choreography from a wide range of groups and styles. Her body wasn’t co-operating today. Everything looked out of place and stiff. She slammed the stereo remote on the floor as she sobbed. Lisa clutched onto to her letter. She wiped her face as tears landed on the letter. The door creaked as Lisa shoved the letter in between the seat cushion. (Y/N) walked in as graceful as entered the room. Lisa couldn’t hold in anymore. She ran over. The tears of sadness turned into tears of happiness. You had a black one year balloon and Filipino snacks to make up for missing her one year debut.
“Don’t cry. I’m back you should be happy. I even brought you some snack and other stuff back at my apartment.”
“Ahh, (Y/N), I” Lisa paused. She wiped her tears. “I just missed you so much. I needed your healing today. I’m so glad you’re home.” Lisa grabbed her letter and packed her stuff. She grinned knowing that despite the bad day she would sleep peacefully tonight.
Sorry, this took eons. Someone call my job and tell them to cut me more often lol-xoxo YOLO
help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
„not if I can set it on fire first“
Logan Paul: Here’s a dead body
Youtube: Let’s put it on trending
Chelsea Manning: I’m running for senate
Youtube: We can’t have this
Masterlist ❤️
My Crack Vids
⇝ Stigma
⇝ Christian Yu
⇝1VERSE
⇝Fuck You, Kim Daeil
⇝ J-Hope is Done: 1 | 2
Group Texts
BTS
↠ You’re on a Date
↠ Yoongi Confession
↠They Think You and J-Hope Are Fooling Around
Fake Texts
BTS
Jungkook:
↠ Daily Texts w/ boyfriend!Jungkook
↠ Fighting w/ Jungkook
↠ Jungkook Has an Overbearing Mother | 2RM:
↠ Fuckboy!Namjoon
↠ Namjoon Awkwardly Asks You on a DateV:
↠ Daily Texts w/ boyfriend!TaehyungSuga:
↠ Yoongi Getting Jealous
↠ Difficult (ft. Jimin) - One | Two | Three | Four
↠Daily Texts w/ boyfriend!YoongiJimin:
↠ Daily Texts w/ boyfriend!Jimin
BTS:
↠ Having a Trans (FtM) S/O : Hyung line | Maknae Line
↠ Having a Black S/O
↠ Having an English S/O
↠ Having a Hispanic/Mexican S/O
↠ Having a Polish S/O
↠ Having a Norwegian S/O
↠ Having an Italian S/O
BLACKPINK
Lisa:
↠ Confession to Female Reader
GOT7
MONSTA X
Wonho:
↠ Apologizing For Being Unfaithful
24K
Cory:
↠ Fuckboy!Cory
Fake Subs
BTS
Fics
BTS
RM:
➼ Troublesome (M) - One | TwoJimin:
➼ Maybe (M) - OneTaehyung:
➼Troublesome (M) - One | Two
Reactions
BTS
⤭ Reaction to You Telling a Lame Joke
⤭ Reaction to You Having a Crush on a Girl While Dating Them
Monsta X
⤭ Reaction to You Being Short
⤭ Reaction to You Being Tall
⤭ Reaction to You Having Sex w/ Another Member in the Past
As Things My ___ Said
BTS
➳Ex-Girlfriend: One
Anonymous asked:
reaction to snsd finds a guy naked by accident
lunarimagines answered:
This is written as in they walk in on a guy walking out of the shower/bathroom
Taeyeon: Her eyes would go wide and she’d blush. Looking away she’d laugh a little and would do her best to get out of the guy’s way and not embarrass anyone further.
Sunny: She would blink and do her best to keep her eyes from traveling any farther down the guy’s body. Her eyes may flick down before quickly flicking back up. She would leave with a quick apology and a rosy pink blush on her cheeks.
Tiffany: Her mouth would form an ‘o’ shape and she’d mumble a quick apology. However, she’d stay rooted in the spot, doing her best to not look down any farther….
Hyoyeon: Her hand would fly up to cover her eyes and she’d be apologizing a thousand times a minute as she backed out of the bathroom. She would think about the incident later and cringe before laughing.
Yuri: She’d be quick to apologize but she wouldn’t leave the bathroom. She’d blatantly check the guy out, nodding in approval before leaving the bathroom and closing the door behind her.
Sooyoung: She’d be quick to apologize and back out the bathroom. For the rest of the day she’d avoid the guy but would most likely tell the other members about the incident and get teased in return.
Yoona: She’d be a blushing and stuttering mess, much unlike her usual self. She would accidentally glance down and would become even more flustered. She’d probably avoid the guy for the rest of her life the day
Seohyun: She’d laugh before quickly backing out the bathroom. While she may not let the guy know she saw more than she wanted to, she wouldn’t hesitate to tell the other members.
Jessica: She wouldn’t say much. Her eyes would accidentally flick down. When they flicked back up she’d apologize, a slight blush on her cheeks before leaving the bathroom. Once out of the bathroom she’d fan herself, smiling slightly.
reyumi asked:
(Just one more, sorry) May I have one with 2NE1 (or Blackpink if you write for them) where you've been friends with their group for a while and they find out you're kinda sorta gay and low key have a crush on CL/Rosé. (If you're comfortable with it!)
lunarimagines answered:
Of course! (Don’t be sorry! I’m glad you felt comfortable enough with me to request!!)
CL: She was a little shocked that you were gay. However, she was incredibly happy that you felt comfortable enough with her to tell her. It brought the two of you closer together which definitely made you happier and you hoped that it would allow you to act on your crush on her which she was still unaware of.
Bom: She was shocked to say the least. All the times she had talked to you about boys and you’d been understanding and you didn’t even like them. What shocked her more was that you had a crush on CL.
“Okay listen Y/N, you need to share your secrets on being discreet with me…”
Dara: She had had a slight feeling that you weren’t straight but she didn’t want to assume anything. When you told them you were gay, she was incredibly happy and began to question you about who you liked. She finally pried it out of you that you liked CL and she really couldn’t blame you.
“The two of you would look so good together. Honestly you’d be the most attractive couple.”
Minzy: She was so supportive of you, but she didn’t make a big deal out of it. You were still you and she still wanted to be your friend. When she found out about your crush on CL from Dara she wanted to help the two of you get together.
“You know, CL said she likes that shirt on you…”
